Tj - tell the hottie you work with i said holla!
Me - She says sup stud ;)
Tj - damn right i might have to take her to fazolis and show her a real good time!
Me - Fazolis???
Tj - Ya! duh they have free breadsticks. Fazolis is always poppin, maybe take her to see
Me - you will have to either get her drunk or high first
Tj - Oh i can do both, and whats that supposed to mean like she doesn’t want this johnny depp look alike
Me - Oh she wants it, she wants it in and around her mouth
Tj - lets make that happen stat…. stat means now!!